有一个新来的太监,怕睡着了听不见皇上的吩咐,又怕耽误皇上和娘娘的好事,自主张藏     在了床底下第二天早上被发现…                                                    皇上道 : ”好你个奴才,在朕的床底下待了几个时辰?”                               太监跪倒在地答道:”回皇上的话,奴才在床下过了五更天.”                           皇上："你都听到了什么 ?"                                                        太监："一更天,您和娘娘在赏画."                                                  皇上："此话怎讲 ?"                                                              太监："听您和娘娘 ? 来让我看看双峰秀乳."                                        皇上："二更天呢 ?"                                                              太监："二更天,您好像掉地下了."                                                  皇上："此话怎讲."                                                               太监："听娘娘说 : 你快上来呀!"                                                  皇上："三更天呢 ?"                                                              太监："你们好像在吃螃蟹."                                                       皇上："此话怎讲 ?"                                                              太监："听您在说 : 把腿掰开!"                                                    皇上："四更天呢 ?"                                                              太监："四更天好像您的岳母大人来了."                                             皇上："此话怎讲 ?"                                                              皇上："五更天呢 ?"                                                              太监："您跟娘娘在下象棋."                                                       皇上："此话怎讲 ?"                                                              太监："奴才听娘娘说:再来一炮,再来一炮!!!!"   

有一个新来的太监,怕睡着了听不见皇上的吩咐,又怕耽误皇上和娘娘的好事,自主张藏在了床底下第二天早上被发现…                                 

皇上道 : ”好你个奴才,在朕的床底下待了几个时辰?”                     

太监跪倒在地答道:”回皇上的话,奴才在床下过了五更天.”                 

皇上："你都听到了什么 ?"                                              

太监："一更天,您和娘娘在赏画."                                        

皇上："此话怎讲 ?"                                                    

太监："听您和娘娘 ? 来让我看看双峰秀乳."                              

皇上："二更天呢 ?"                                                    

太监："二更天,您好像掉地下了."                                        

皇上："此话怎讲."                                                     

太监："听娘娘说 : 你快上来呀!"                                        

皇上："三更天呢 ?"                                                    

太监："你们好像在吃螃蟹."                                             

皇上："此话怎讲 ?"                                                    

太监："听您在说 : 把腿掰开!"                                          

皇上："四更天呢 ?"                                                    

太监："四更天好像您的岳母大人来了."                                   

皇上："此话怎讲 ?"                                                    

皇上："五更天呢 ?"                                                    

太监："您跟娘娘在下象棋."                                             

皇上："此话怎讲 ?"                                                    

太监："奴才听娘娘说:再来一炮,再来一炮!!!!"   

没讲过也~~

原帖由 qszh2009 于 2009-1-19 08:22 发表 是AA吗？怎么会是茄子呢？

哈哈,真笨,茄子就是睾丸

老公讲过“猴子爬树，警察换岗”的故事，当时笑死我了，哈哈哈

原帖由 汉夫嫂 于 2009-1-22 09:44 发表 哈哈,真笨,茄子就是睾丸

茄子像睾丸吗？呵呵

原帖由 放野清香 于 2009-1-22 10:33 发表 老公讲过“猴子爬树，警察换岗”的故事，当时笑死我了，哈哈哈

怎么讲的啊，给JMM们讲讲啊

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