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[试管婴儿]【搞笑】移植完的姐妹,来测测看你是否得了2WW综合症

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发表于 2011-7-12 17:50 |举报
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2WW即英文two week wait的缩写(两星期的等候)指的是从试孕到测孕之间的等候期,通常指试管鲜胚移植、冻胚移植和人工授精之后漫长的两周。由于试孕结果的不确定性,2WW对人工受孕患者的情绪是非常大的考验。
如果你有以下”症状“,你可能得了”2WW综合症“哦!


  • 不断纠结于是否要再用一次测孕试纸,即使对结果已经了然于心
  • 盼望着之前注射的hCG能尽快代谢掉,但又盼望着它能赶紧回来
  • 囤积大量邪恶的测孕试纸
  • 对任何与试管婴儿或怀孕无关的事物不感兴趣
  • 做梦梦见两条杠
  • 害怕在上厕所的时候把胚胎给“尿出去”
  • 能有冬眠十天的愿望
  • 被完全陌生的网友祝福“好孕”
  • 身体的每一次刺痛都能让你浮想联翩
  • 身体的每一种感觉都让你确信自己怀孕了
  • 分分钟都预想着怀孕失败
  • 弄不清楚自己是该哭还是该笑,没有任何原因的情绪波动
  • 希望躲开公公婆婆
  • 相信某些食物将对胎儿发动攻击
  • 哪怕不信教也会向某种神明展开祈祷


What is the 2WW?
The 2ww (two week wait) is the term used to describe the time between attempted conception and pregnancy testing. It is the waiting period commonly referred to in IVF, IUI and FET (frozen embryo transfer).
The 2WW is an often emotionally draining and challenging time for assisted reproduction patients due to the suspense and uncertainty of a cycle outcome.

You might have 2WW syndrome if you have one or more of the following symptoms.
Symptoms
•Familiarity with the acronym POAS and using it frequently in a messageboard setting.
•Repeated questioning about when to take a home pregnancy test (HPT) while knowing the answer.
•Wishing hCG will go away fast then come back even quicker.
•Stockpiling evil test kits.
•Complete disinterest of anything unrelated to an IVF or pregnancy Google search.
•Knowing what 6dp3dt means.
•Persistant dreams about two red lines.
•Urinembryophobia - the fear of peeing out embryos.
•Possible desire for 10 days of bed rest or hybernation.
•Being wished 'sticky thoughts' by complete strangers.
•Obsessive analysis of every body twinge.
•Being certain of pregnancy signs at any given moment.
•Being certain of a negative result the next minute.
•Not sure if one should laugh or cry, for no reason whatsoever.
•The desire to hide from in-laws.
•Belief that some food groups conspire to attack embryos.
•Talking to a higher power, even if not religious.
How Can We Help?
We can't. But we can provide some information and encourage you to speak with others in the same predicament on yet another messageboard. We can assure you it's a cool place and everyone is super friendly. Please drop in!
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七级宝宝 | 发表于 2011-7-12 18:02
呵呵,很贴切啊
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十级宝宝 | 发表于 2分钟前
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六级宝宝 | 发表于 2011-7-12 21:14
排卵后我总是梦到红军报到,而且每次最后都应验。。。。
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十一级宝宝 | 发表于 2014-1-8 15:27
总结的很到位 语言很风趣 我一条条读 每读到最后一个字时目光还要往后挪一个字符的空间 在这条后打上一个无形的对钩。虽然忍不住乐了,但同时眼泪流了出来。
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