这几天看了太多的让人沉重的东西，发些笑话给JMM看看吧~

2.还是去年的事了；                                              

       > >                                                                 

       > > 有天晚上一家人在看舞林大会。轮到河利秀出场的时候，宝宝一声惊    

       呼：格只女拧真                                                      

       >  漂亮~                                                            

       > >                                                                 

       > > 偶狂晕。                                                        

       > >                                                                 

       > > 孩她爹结结巴巴的跟宝宝说：宝宝，不能说格只女拧的，不礼貌。      

       > >                                                                 

       > > 宝宝：那说什么？                                                

       > >                                                                 

       > > 孩她爹：格个女拧，不对，格个女格，也不对。。。。                

       > >                                                                 

       > > 偶插嘴：叫这位小姐得了~                                         

       > >                                                                 

       > > 宝宝：要么叫伊格只小姑娘？                                      

       > >                                                                 

       > > 偶狂笑。                                                        

       > >                                                                 

       > > 孩她爹迁怒与我：都是你，平时嘴上老是格只女拧，格只男拧，现在    

       好了，宝宝都跟                                                      

       >  你学着了，什么都论只，哪天叫你格只妈妈，叫我格只爸爸，我看你     

       再笑！                                                              

       > >                                                                 

       > >    

鹌鹑蛋                                                       

       > >                                                                 

       > > 某日，偶买了些鹌鹑蛋准备放火锅里吃。                            

       > >                                                                 

       > > 煮好后，正在剥壳，宝宝过来了：“妈妈，我帮你一起剥吧。”          

       > >                                                                 

       > > “好啊”，偶便抓了一把给她，并给她一只小碗让她到桌子上去剥。      

       > >                                                                 

       > > 一会儿，宝宝过来了：“妈妈,好了,还要。”                          

       > >                                                                 

       > > 于是，又给她一把。                                              

       > >                                                                 

       > > 如此反复三次，偶的蛋也剥完了。                                  

       > >                                                                 

       > > 拿着大碗过去准备把宝宝剥好的蛋一起放好，一看，咦~小碗里竟然     

       空空如也。                                                          

       > >                                                                 

       > > “宝宝，你剥的蛋都到哪里去了呀？                                 

       > >                                                                 

       > > 宝宝拍拍小肚子：“在宝宝肚子里呀。”                              

       > >                                                                 

       > > 晕~~：“妈妈是让你剥的呀，又不是让你吃。”                        

       > >                                                                 

       > > 宝宝一脸无辜：“可是，剥了不就是要吃的吗？”                      

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恩懒是长沙人不?

我是大连人~呵呵

大连好地方！结婚的时候本来打算去大连看海的（好象还有服装节），没有去成啊，真是遗憾

说个真实的笑话，那天去玩儿，看到很多宝宝自己写愿望，其中一个是这样的“我不想上学，就想当天才”，看了之后笑声一片！！童言无忌，真实可爱。